User:AMK152/Genealogy humor

You are addicted to Genealolgy if...
but can't remember your nephew's name.
 * 1) A fun vacation includes a library, courthouse and a couple of cemeteries.
 * 2) Your dream vacation is to spend a week at the LDS Library, in Salt Lake City.
 * 3) 99% of the e-mails you recive a day are genealogy related
 * 4) You have your own set of keys to the local family history center and the employees think you work there.
 * 5) The local genealogy society borrows books from you.
 * 6) You know the mailman's schedule better than he does, and if he's late you drive around looking for him.
 * 7) You have never met any of the people you send a Christmas card too, even though you all ahve the same last name.
 * 8) You've read the entire Root-L archives twice.
 * 9) You can answer all of the queries on Genforum.
 * 10) You introduce your children and/or grandchildren as your descendants and refer to your parents as ancestors.
 * 11) You've taken a tape recorder and/or notebook to a family reunion.
 * 12) You refer cemeteries as ancestor farms.
 * 13) You refer headstones as concrete evidence.
 * 14) You can recite your lineage back eight generations,
 * 1) You have more photographs of dead people than living people.
 * 2) You've not only read the latest GEDCOM standard, but you also understand it.
 * 3) More than 1/2 of your book collection is made up of marriage records or pedigrees.
 * 4) The only film you've seen in the last year was the 1880 census index.
 * 5) Your elusive ancestor has been spotted in more different places than Elvis!

One liners

 * 1) Genealogy: where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
 * 2) Adam and Eve must have found genealogy very boring.

Funny Laws

 * 1) The keeper of the vital records you need will have just been insulted by another genealogist.